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Slow - (slowed / slower / slowest)

  • Naturally inert or sluggish
  • Requiring a long time
  • Lacking in life, animation, or gaiety

Jabroni - (plural: Jabronis)

  • (professional wrestling slang)
  • A performer whose primary role is to lose to established talent.
  • An obnoxious or contemptible person; a loser.
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